Funnies in Audiology

Yesterday I tested a 7 year old boy.  He did great, it wasn't his first go around with having his hearing checked.  He was practically a seasoned pro.  But after I got done testing him, he made a comment to me.  

Child:  I know your secret.  (as matter of fact as you can get for a 7 year old)

Me: Oh no.  What secret?

I know how you got that windy noise in my ear.

You do!?  How?

I saw your hand move.

You DO know my secret!  Please don't tell anyone!  

I am. I'm gonna tell my momma, my daddy, AND my grandma.

But then they'll be able to cheat!

Yeah, but they'll pass.

Can't get ANYTHING past these dang kids nowadays.

Hope everyone has a great weekend!