Rule 1. Do NOT squirm, jerk, or make any sudden movement when the audiologist has something in your ear. If it goes through your eardrum, it will hurt.
Rule 2. Do NOT throw yourself off of the table during vestibular testing. You WILL be body-slammed back onto the table, where you will be forcefully held until we deem fit to let you loose.
Rule 3. Do NOT grab your audiologists' hair or anywhere near their 'parts', or you will be held even tighter on the table.
Rule 4. Do NOT disagree with your audiologist or doctor. They are right. They are not lying to you. They have nothing to gain from lying to you.
Rule 5. Do NOT decide to take equipment off of you or out of your ears, unless your audiologist gives you the OK. It's annoying when you decide to 'help'.
There you have it. Please review this, type it up, laminate on a wallet sized card if you have to, for your next visit to your friendly neighborhood audiologist.
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3 comments:
you have some crazies that come to visit your office! P.S. Joe wanted me to inform you that we have a conway audiology office right down the street from us so you should come up here and get a job!
They need to pay you more.
Rule 6. Bring your audiologist a cookie every time you visit. It makes it alot more pleasant.
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